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TOP TEN DR. KEVORKIAN TIPS FOR SUMMER
10. No matter how hot, don't forget to close garage door
9. Caskets made of light, airy pine
8. Playfully hurl water balloons at compound housing the Medellin
cartel
7. Go to Sea World, hop killer whale tank and do your damndest
to free Willy
6. Road trip with Dee Dee Myers and a trunk full of Schlitz
5. Nothing says, "Happy July 4th, Dad!" like a lethal injection
4. Take a bunch of friends to McDonald's and pour scalding coffee
on each other
3. Picnic basket containing one starved, vicious badger
2. Visit the White House and stand around until somebody shoots
you
1. Lemons + sugar + cyanide = cyan-ade!